BE NAKED WHEN YOU GET HOME lyrics

[Intro] Ben Shapiro & cl0ud
Ben where we at?
Fortnite
What the f*ck was that?
Guys, the last track bro, I am against all that sh*t
What the f*ck
What... oh my goodness
Ay, but you know, listen, all you grandmas and grandpas out here in the retirement home and sh*t, If you listening to this please f*ck to this song, please have sexual intercourse, please give your husband fellatio, to his old wrinkled p*nis
Alright here we go

[Verse I] cl0ud
Ohhh ohhh
I just f*cked a Fall Guys character
That I got a plush from Lootcrate.com and
Still don't like Clondalkin
Still don’t like Irish Women (does Kimmage even exist? no)
They so f*ckin ugly
That my di*k retracts into my body
In my body
I took Viagra (It didn't help)
I took some Advil (It didn't help)
Ben sent me porn (It didn’t help)
I want some c*m in my as*h*le that's the thing that only could help
Or maybe I should contact Epic Games

[Verse II] The Great Big Ben
I just went to 63rd Street Chicago
I just f*cked the sh*t out of an apple orange and mango
Then Trip Conte helped me shove a cross in my ass
Who the f*ck goes to a restaurant and deliberately orders sushi? (Kimmage)
I just left Chicago now I'm on the way down to Kimmage (f*ck yo sushi boy) (does Kimmage even exist? no)
Jack just broke up with Cillian
Now he's dating LEON from the Zone 3 Drillaz
MY p*nis
It's only slightly smaller than average
I really want Trip Conte to use me as his raw chicken
I love you Trip Conte man, you're such a good artist, anyways back to the funky bass
[Outro] The Great Big Ben & cl0ud
Honey, I'm home
Oh daddy
Oh my god look at you sitting on the couch doing f*cking nothing, you should be cleaning the f*cking dishes (NO)
You should be f*cking naked when you get home
But I can't get naked I gotta wear the new ctRl, oh f*cking promo you just listened to a f*cking promo
My f*cking wife just turned into a f*cking man
My wife just tuned into a pickle, this is even better please get on the bed and spread your f*cking ass
YESSSSSSSS
Let me bring out the raw chicken
Hell yeah raw chicken lets go
Hahahaha
Lemme bring out the bible
Imma sing a prayer
MAAAAAHHHHHLAAAAAYOOOOOUYAAAAHHHHH
How was that?
Kimmage
Oh very Kimmage