KEEP CHRIST IN CHRISTOPHER JUDGE lyrics

[Intro] Christopher Judge
Daniela, I'm told you're stuck in Vermont with the boys, don't mistake my silence for lack of grief, it might be time for a third playthrough of God Of War on new game plus, don't let Jack chicken out before beating the Valkyrie Queen, Jack, be better boy

[Verse - I] lil clipZ
And I walk round the Cid
Shoutout Aspris
Collectively over this sh*t
Like I stand on a stall
I'm making music bout f*cking some guys
Now they wanna play with my balls
Can't say I'm surprised
Vagina carriers don't think I'm sexy at all
Watch the Zapruder Film on a Laptop
While your girlfriend gives fellatio
And it's cuz I lovе getting head
And also have an inclination to lеarn historical factoids
I'm kind of an intellectual man-whore
What
Went to Mcdonald's and bought apple slices
Went to Wendy's Apple slices
Burger King's fruit is f*ckin ass
And I like eating ass but only if they wash
And they ain't eat in the recent hours
The last thing I wanna get is Pink Eye
And If I'm being honest with you
(what Atraus, is brown and sticky)
If I'm being Frank
c*ckSEXGO the reincarnation of Pink Guy
And I think I
Will rethink my
Purchase of a Gigantic red 18-inch dildo cause
Well, there's no good place to hide it
Instructions not provided
I'm eating Greek food on a Saturday night
Then I power slam your b*tch like I am John Cena
Φέρνω τον Wocky στην Αθήνα
Φέρνω τον Wocky στην Αθήνα
That the only motherf*ckin no autotune lil clipz you ever getting, eat a frank
[Verse - II] The Great Big Ben
Yo
I wanna dye my hair bright green like Billie Eilish
I just tried xanies to keep my head straight (damn that's so edgy)
Damn guys, which k-pop girl should i impregnate (I want that one)
And some random guy on twitter said
"This song f*cking sucks, i'd rather listen to Drake instead" (f*ck you b*tch)
Got p*ssed off and ripped an old guys head off (UGHHHHHH)
And smacked him so bad he had a heart attack like rick ross
My teacher wanted to f*ck me in junior high
Only problem was, my teacher wasn't a guy (wait what the f*ck)
This b*tch claims to be flexible
So put her leg behind her head and i saw her testicles (ew you have a funny c*ck)
Gonna grow up to be a country singer
Make a song about doing meth and f*cking my sister (thank you for the support b*tch)
This girl at KFC asked me for a selfie
So i snapped a photo of my di*k (I dunno this is just a funny story, I needed something to add to the song)
I don't want to leave, i am way to high
Sitting on my chair, browsing Reddit, while this b*tch sucks me dry
I love you Christopher Judge, you are the best god of war

[lil clipZ]
I got oneitis, I
I got oneitis, I
I got oneitis, I
I got oneitis, I