MANCRUSH (LOVE EVERYBODY WITHOUT INTENT S) lyrics

[Intro: Lewis Bracken]
Hi Andy! Lewis here
Today is my 20th birthday
Any chance of a quick video chat, please?

[Verse 1: Kindergarten Josephine]
You make me feel special when you finger my butthole with two fingers
You make me feel like I'm in heaven when you start tickling my sphincter
I've been dreading the day that we part 'cause that means you unpluggin' yourself from my system
And you know I meant that literally
Been suckin' di*k since the day that I was born
Taking pictures in Sussex like I be filming Among Us porn
I took a sh*t yesterday and I saw some f*cking corn
He slapped my ass and then I started nuttin' like an acorn
I'm so white I say "Let's get cracking!"
I'm so gay I got more mancrushes than Lewis Bracken

[Verse 2: cl0ud]
I don't drink G.O.A.T. milk, it's like drinking my own c*m
And I'ma make a sound, pew-pew-pew
'Cause all my friends are no fun
(I'm 'bout to f*ckin' nut!) I gotta run away
'Cause I heard they get free pus*y at another place
And I spread that sh*t open and I start f*cking it hard
(f*cking it, f*cking it, f*cking it!)
[Verse 3: The Great Big Ben]
Hey Kanye, what's your problem with the Jews?
I beef with my liver, so I drink lots of booze
Beat my di*k every time I watch the news
I swear I'm not gay, but I like girls that look like dudes
I think I'm suffering from a lack of Vitamin D
Are you spaghetti? 'Cause I'd want you to meet my balls

[Bridge: cl0ud, MC Ride]
I don't drink G.O.A.T. milk (Ah! Ah! Ah!)
And I'ma make a sound, pew-pew-pew (Ah! Ah!)
I gotta run away (Oh great heavens!)
'Cause I heard they get free pus*y at another place (Ah! Ah! Ah!, whoa)
Bring it, bring it, kill it!

[Outro: Lewis Bracken]
Lewis here, uhh
Ben has stage 4 cancer (Oh sh*t!)
He has stage 4 cancer
And yeah, he's losing his hair already because of his cancer
I'll pay you for your flight, so you can have a hotel to stay in, alright?
I booked you a flight, you're flying- you- you're hopping under a boat
And you wanna say that you're, uhh, what is it called
What is it called again? What is it called?
Oh yeah, uhh, refugee
You- you- say that you're seeking asylum
That you no longer want to be an American citizen
Just that you're seeking asylum