Your God (God’s di*k) lyrics

[Intro]
Does your god have a big fat di*k?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Are his balls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heaven's keys?
Does your god have a big fat di*k?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me

[Chorus]
Does your god have a big fat di*k?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Are his balls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heaven's keys?
Does your god have a big fat di*k?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me

[Verse 1]
Does his D go deep
So deep it puts an ass to sleep?
Who’s the 6 to his 9
And what are his other kinks?
If he grows all the trees
Does he taste every peach?
Is your god f*cking you and f*cking me?
I know creation must get lonely
After all he’s one and only
And his son was so well hung
I think the big man deserves one
[Chorus]
Does your god have a big fat di*k?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Are his balls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heaven's keys?
Does your god have a big fat di*k?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me

[Verse 2]
When he whips out his meat
Does your world fall to its knees?
Does he shoot wads of honey
And c*m twice on Easter Sunday?
What’s his favourite position?
Missionary? Magic bullet?
We all give him no lover
Just a hand and a mother
Can he c*m a shotgun blast
And shoot salvation up your ass?
Does he chew c*nt like bubblegum
And give blowjobs like a vacuum?

[Chorus]
Does your god have a big fat di*k?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Are his balls filled with lightning?
Do they dangle like heavens keys?
Does your god have a big fat di*k?
Cause it feels like he’s f*cking me
Does your god have a big fat di*k?
CAUSE HE’S f*ckING YOU AND ME!