She’s Happy lyrics
by Rob McClure
[DANIEL] (sung)
SHE'S HAPPY
SHE'S HAPPY
THE HAPPIEST THAT SHE'S EVER BEEN
THAT'S GREAT,
JUST PERFECT
JUST WHAT I WANNA HEAR
WHAT DO I DO?
WHAT DO I DO?
[DANIEL] (spoken)
Kill Doubtfire? Yeah! Kill her in a San Francisco Turbo Accident? You can't do that... Could I do that?
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
It wouldn't work, dear. The children would be sad. They love me more than you, hohoh–
[DANIEL]
God, I need help.
[DANIEL] (sung)
HELP ME
HELP ME
HELP ME
HELP ME
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
HOW ARE WE BOTH GONNA BE THERE MONDAY MORNING?
[DANIEL]
IT CAN'T HAPPEN!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
THINK OF SOMETHING!
[DANIEL]
I'VE GOT NOTHING!
WHAT DO I DO!
WHAT DO I DO!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
NOT TO BE CRUDE, DEAR
BUT I THINK YOU'RE SCREWED, DEAR
[DANIEL]
MONDAY MORNING AT 9 O'CLOCK
MONDAY MORNING AT 9 O'CLOCK
MONDAY MORNING AT 9 O'CLOCK
[WANDA] (spoken)
Good morning, Mr. Hillard! 9am, right on time. Have a seat. Where's Mrs. Doubtfire?
[DANIEL]
Ok.. Funny you should ask, she's not gonna make it.
[WANDA]
Mhm? Then how do you explain her?
[DOUBTFIRE CLONE 1]
Hello!
[WANDA]
Or her!
[DOUBTFIRE CLONE 2]
Hello!
[WANDA]
Or her!
[DOUBTFIRE CLONE 3]
Hello!
[DANIEL]
This can't be happening! I got to go!
[WANDA]
Oh, no you don't!