Steve Berman (Skit) [2009] lyrics

[Skit: Steve Berman, Eminem & Receptionist]

*"Old Time's Sake" by Eminem plays in the background*

Mr. Berman?
What?
We have Eminem here to see you
About f*ckin' time! Send him in
Steve! Good to see ya, man. Um, hey, I just w–
Well, look who decided to show his face! I hope you've had fun in the last four years!
Look man, I apologize again for–
For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?
Again, it was a mistake, a terrible mist–
Are you wearing a bulletproof vest?
And then you go and do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the f*ck down?
Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your f*ckin' vacation?
Well, that's actually why I'm here: I was gonna put out some new music, and I wanted to play it for you and get your opinion
Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess, another album about: "Poor me! I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life and I'm such a tortured artist, let me make music about it and my tragic love life!" Am I on to something here?
Come on, man, it's not like that...
You know what? Just hand the f*ckin' thing over! I'm done talkin to you! Think you can just come and go as you please, big selfish superstar?
Steve, I had a drug problem!
"Oh, poor me! I had a drug problem!" Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what? *gun c*cks*
Hey, hey, hey!
Just lay the sh*t down on my desk and get the f*ck out!
Whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa, Jesus Christ, man, alright, alright, here, fine...
What's this sh*t? Two CDs?
That's what I've been tryin' to tell you, man, there's two albums
Just get out!
Alright!
Get the f*ck out!
Alright, man, see you later
*bottle smashes*