Papa ed’s out of body experience (bonus) lyrics
by WHATEVER, DAD
Two weddings
Two bathroom floors
Too much sweating
Too much pork
I stared at myself in
A suit, on the tiles, passed out
What the hell was that about?
(On separate occasions,
This phenomenon occurred:
My second body
Left my first
I sighed at my side, but
No party outside heard; how
Strange it felt when I returned!)