Stewart Little lyrics

[Intro]
My balls are on fire

[Chorus]
Living like Larry
Woke up in the morning
Check the paper like I’m eighty
I feel like Stephen King
Leave you bloody like Carrie
I’m off the f*ckin’ cheese pack
Feeling like Jerry

[Verse]
Smoking straight barnacle
I just found some shrooms
I’m boutta cry in my apartment
I just found some shrooms
I’m boutta f*ck up these Legos
I just found some shrooms
I’m boutta start a f*ckin’ pyramid scheme
And sell my catalogue to Bezos

[Verse]
Dripping like the Amazon forest
I feel like Forrest Gump the way I’m tourin’
I’m all around the world
I’m nevеr home
I’m never snorin’
You say you hatе my music
What the f*ck are you snortin’?
[Verse]
Horton hears a b*tch
And I will slap the Goofy out your ass like Will Smith
You better Donald Duck before I hit you in your hip
I got clever lyrics
But y’all ain’t readin’ sh*t!

[Verse]
That’s alright, just stream my music, make me rich
Everytime you play a song, my di*k grows an inch
I’m slanging f*ckin’ features like it’s crack rock
Come get a sniff

[Chorus]
Living like Larry
Woke up in the morning
Check the paper like I’m eighty
I feel like Stephen King
Leave you bloody like Carrie
I’m off the f*ckin’ cheese pack
Feeling like Jerry

[Verse]
Smoking straight Barnacle Boy
Born in Illinois
And I will die in Illinois
I’m John Candy in his last movie
Pull up like it’s all groovy
Hit the block like Stewart Little-
Do y’all remember Stewart Little?
[Bridge]
Getting cheese like Stewart Little
In New York like Stewart Little
Find me another rapper rhyming Stewart Little with Stewart Little
That mouse had a THOUSAND b*tches
He just didn’t talk about it
And the CGI in that movie was pretty good con-
You know, it was pretty good for 1999
You should check it out when you have a chance

[Verse]
This is not coworker music, I’m unemployed
Been rapping for a minute, think I need an award
Pull up to the Grammys in a Honda Accord
I’m getting bread like it’s communion
Homie, thank the Lord

[Outro: Jacob Jones]
I love my job
I love smoking cigarettes
I love drinking alcohol
And I love, well
Smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol every single day
As my job
Well, I don’t drink alcohol every single day
But, I do smoke cigarettes every single day