I f*cked A Chair lyrics

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so bored, and horny
My lust consumed me

I sat down
Opened steam
That's when i saw the game
Chair f*cking simulator
Ehh, why the f*ck not

I f*cked that chair and I liked it
Feeling the wood against my breadstick
I f*cked a chair just to try it
My family gon’ be disappointed
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I'm f*cking this chair tonight
I f*cked a chair and i liked it
I liked it

I never thought I'd f*ck a chair
But, damn it was hot
It burned my di*k but I don't care
'Cause of the friction
Oh, what's this?
There’s more chairs
Looking for this breadstick
I just can’t help myself
I NEED IT!

I f*cked that chair and I liked it
Feeling the wood against my brеadstick
I f*cked a chair just to try it
My family gon’ be disappointed
It fеlt so wrong
It felt so right
I'm f*cking this chair tonight
I f*cked a chair and I liked it
I liked it

Oh, look at that porcelain throne
Smooth touch, sh*t stain, it's like anal
I swear it gives me a hard bone
Too good to deny it
How deep can I go inside?

I f*cked that chair and I liked it
Feeling the wood against my breadstick
I f*cked a chair just to try it
My family gon’ be disappointed
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I/m f*cking this chair tonight
I f*cked a chair and I liked it
I liked it