The Project 2025 Song lyrics

[Intro: Kid, Project 2025 Book]
Hey there! Who are you?
Oh, just the most important doc*ment in our country's history.
You mean the Constitution?
Nope!
The Declaration of Independence?
Guess again!
The Federalist Papers?
The Federalist… what? No! Even more important than… whatever you just said. Now sit right here and I'll tell you all about me.

[Verse 1: Project 2025 Book]
I'm just a little paper for the ages
A way to set the government straight
A short eight hundred, eighty-seven pages
On how to make America great (Again)
By forcin' through the government's agenda
Removin' all of those who disagree
Replace 'em with our loyal party members
And reclaim our great country

[Chorus: Project 2025 Book]
In sum: give power to the President
To authorize the Government
To legislate morality
And wrestle back normality
From Marxist ideologies
That infiltrate our policies
Like gender, race or anything woke
We're gonna abolish the Department of Education
Turn the Swearin' In into a coronation
America's great salvation will arrive
With Project 2025
[Interlude: Kid, Project 2025 book]
Coronation? You mean, like a king?
No, it's called the Unitary Executive Theory. Gives the next president unchecked power to do whatever they want.
So... a king.
Oh, let's not get hung up on semantics. Here's how it's gonna work!

[Verse 2: Project 2025 Book]
Once that we have started the transition
And no one's left to tell us to wait
We'll go through every policy position
Get rid of all the language that we hate
Like Civil Rights, Diversity and Unions
And Pronouns, to mention but a few
Defunding any liberal institutions
That dare question what we do

[Interlude 2: Kid, Project 2025 Book]
I'm pretty sure the Supreme Court—
The Supreme Court. That's a good one! Now, where was I?

[Verse 3: Project 2025 Book]
Abortion will be pretty much illegal
And reproductive rights will be gone
We'll get back to the biblical ideal
That a family means a daddy and a mom (with kids)
Repeal the crazy climate regulations
That get in the economy's way
With everyone reportin' to their stations
On Inauguration Day
[Chorus: Project 2025 Book]
When we give power to the President
To authorize the Government
To legislate morality
Expellin' abnormality
Like godless ideologies
Protecting inequalities
Like gender, race and anything woke
We're gonna abolish the Department of Education
Convert the Meltin' Pot into a Christian nation
The stage is set and we'll be goin' live
In 2025

[Interlude 2: Kid, Project 2025 Book]
It can't seriously say all that!
Wanna bet? Come on, let's crack me open!

[Bridge: Project 2025 Book]
(Page one twenty-four) Make more nuclear weapons
(Page two fifty-seven) End the war on fossil fuels
(Page two fourteen) No more gun violence protections
(Page two ninety-eight) Or feedin' hungry kids at our schools
(Turn to Page five) Ban offensive books from the classroom
(Five sixty-three) Make it hard to register to vote
(Page four forty-nine) Dismantle Medicare
(Five thirty-four) Kill off the grizzly bears
(Page four) Delete the terms sexual orientation, gender equality, awareness and sensitivity, diversity, equity, inclusion, abortion, reproductive health and reproductive rights out of every rule, regulation, contract, grant, and piece of federal regulation that exists...
And that's an actual quote
[Verse 4: Project 2025 Book]
And that, my friend, is only the beginnin'
On how this makes America great
You'll be so overwhelmed with all the winnin'
That you won't know what you've lost 'til it's too—

[Break: Kid, Project 2025 Book]
Wait! This doesn't sound great at all!
No?
No, it sounds like a ***king nightmare!
Well, I guess if you wanted to, there are still some things you can do to... stop it.
Like what?

[Verse 5: The American Constitution, American Constitution and Kid]
Well if you vote to save democracy
And stand against autocracy
And tell your friends and family
Enough with this insanity
We've fought too long to part with these
Essential civil liberties
Like privacy and equity
And bodily autonomy
And what defines a family
Equality and empathy
And we're not goin' back

And maybe we can stop this radical abomination
The future all depends on your participation
That's the way democracy will thrive

America was made for you and me
So let's defend our freedom and our dignity
Now raise your voice and let's keep hope alive
In 2025!
NOW VOTE!