Obama Been Watchin’ lyrics

Everybody get up

[Intro: Barack Obama]
My fellow Americans
It has come to my attention
A black man is
In the White House
Please rest assured
The Secret Service is looking into the matter
And the black man will be dealt with
Thank you

[Verse 1]
If you're talking
About me on your twitter
Or chatting with your neighbour
Calling me a white house n*gga

[Bridge: Barack Obama]
I see you on the
N-S-A
I hear you on the
N-S-A
Why don't you say it
To my face?
You're talking sh*t about me
[Verse 2]
When you take off your clothes
Taking some titty pictures
Posting them videos
For some old man to j*rk it

[Bridge]
I see you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
Come rub them titties
In my face
Showing your tits without me...

[Verse 3]
Your Guns
I really want'em (I want your guns)
Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns)
I'll give 'em back and I need
Your funds
I need some money (I need some money)
Give me some money (Give me some money)
Hillary Rodham is a
Bull dyke
She munches carpets
She has hairy armpits
And we be tapping on your
Phone Lines
When you talk 'bout me
When you insult me
You're saying f*ck me
I can hear you talking sh*t
Telling people I ain't sh*t
Suck my giant hairy di*k
I FLY A ROCKET SHIP IN YOUR FACE
[Bridge]
I hear you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
You're talking 'bout me
Everyday
You're such a player hater

[Verse 4]
Hey f*ck you Edward Snowden
Why you f*ck with my sh*t for?
This guy is a hero?
He's another bum living at the airport

[Bridge]
I see him on the
N-S-A
Drinkin' a pint of
Hennessy
Come catch a flight with me
Esse
I got drones circling in the
WHOLE WORLD

[Verse 5]
You wanna start sh*t?
Ya better watch it
I see the hobbit porn that you watch
ONLINE
Oh, you embarrassed?
Should I show your parents?
Whatcha get your ass kicked in the
LUNCHLINE
Ya little faggot
Dungeons and Dragons
You're just a 4-eyed virgin
Book Worm
Ya feel like scrapping?
Yeah bro come at me
My boys are strapping
[Verse 6]
When you're walking
Minding your business
Or at home trying
Heels and lipsticks
I'm watching you from
Air Force One
So before you talk sh*t
Be careful son
I monitor your
High-speed connection
To help you vote for me
Next election
I watch you pee
For your own protection
I'm in your dreams
Like Inception
My skin is
Brown and white
When I'm in your kitchen
I blend in and hide
My ears are built in
Hearin'sh*t you say
Tell your children
I'm under the bed
Edward Snowden
You f*cked up, mah n*ggy
Ask Bin Laden 'bout
f*ckin' with me
I went to show him
How I deal with hoes
Think I won't punch you
Where your p*nis grows?

[Breakdown: Barack Obama]
Smack a b*tch
Get down
What's up now?
Yeah
Would you like to twerk?
Everybody let's twerk
I really don't like to work
Yeah
Suck my balls

[Verse 7]
Hey who cut the cheese?
Play the surveillance tape back
Hell no it wasn't me
I should put you in jail for saying that

[Bridge]
Hey that's me on the
N-S-A
Stealing a thigh from
K-F-C
This must be some kind of
Mistake
I was at home watching
Real House Wives

[Verse 8]
With all my daughters
Well the ones I know of
You know about keeping track of children and us
Black guys
Please don't arrest me
Here I'm confesing
Since when is stealing chicken
A crime?
I was really hungry
And I had no money
And they wouldn't accept my
Food Stamps
I'm really sorry
Let's play atari
I am Bengali
I'm from Benghazi

[Outro: Barack Obama]
Ladies and Gentlemen of this
All white females jury of my peers
I look forward to my time in prison
Where I could easily find crack
And hangout with my good friend OJ
Spying on Americans is like uh
Saying the N-word
Only a black president can do it
Hehe hehe
As your president
I replaced the bald eagle
With the fried chicken
Thank you
Four more years