Heavy lyrics

[Intro: Mr Traumatik]

Very heavy
Very legendary
(Wunsen)

Very heavy
Very legendary
(Wunsen)

Very heavy
Very legendary
The first time I had sex was in a cemetery
I make her wet, more than a Serengeti
When I make her c*m I leave her legs bendy like spaghetti (hah)

[Verse 1: Mr Traumatik]

The first time I had sеx was on a tombstone (yeah)
I f*cked hеr so hard she had a couple bruised bones
It was so romantic, you could see the room glow
You could see Orion's Belt, Mercury and Pluto
I was fourteen (wow), that was when I lost my virginity (hah)
I wasn't nervous I had faith in my ability
She was in her late teens, nineteen or eighteen
I think her name was Phillipa, she was from the Phillipenes
The second time I had sex was in an alleyway (oh)
She was overweight and she had a flabby face (haha)
Her name was Becky, her poom poom was sweaty (wha-boom)
Her clitoris was looking like a f*cking had grenade
She was stinking and she was very scatty (very scatty)
She never shaved and she had a smelly fanny
Her best mate friend Kate wanted to join
I f*cked them in the alleyway and made them very happy (whoo)

I'm a funny bast*rd, I'm a dirty c*nt (dirty)
I love tantric sex, I love burning blunts
I'm drinking spicy rum, I'm blazing purple skunk (yeah)
I got them Cali packs, them lot are nerds and runts (oh)
When my album's done I meditate for thirty months
I'm stacking dough and rapping bro and earning funds (cha-ching)
Where the groupies at? I leave them squirting c*m (splash)
When I stick it all in I think I'm hurting 'em (boosh)

I love gingers I love blondes and I love brunettes (yes)
I love women, I don't have no Durex
Sex is natural, I'm just talking factual
It's me and five women in a room having group sex (wow)
I'm a dirty guy, I'm a nymphomaniac (uh)
I got a high IQ yeah I'm a braniac (yeah)
You're a disappointment yeah you're a lazy twat
And your missus she got hairy nipples and a veiny back
[Bridge: Mr Traumatik]

Very heavy
Very legendary
(Wunsen)

Very heavy
Very legendary
(Wunsen)

Very heavy
Very legendary
The first time I had sex was in a cemetery (ah)
I make her wet, more than a Serengeti
When I make her c*m I leave her legs bendy like spaghetti

[Verse 2: Devilman]

It's the Devilman I'm very legendary
The first time I had sex was on top of a ferry
I pulled out, looked at her and squirted on her belly
I had a condom but she said it wasn't necessary (Wunsen)

The second time I had sex I think her name was Kerry
I popped her cherry it was sweet like a berry (was sweet)
She smelt fresher than a rosemary
I got loads of girls like books in a library
Very, very, very legendary
When I went to school I had sex with the secretary (yeah)
We done it doggystyle, done it missionary
When I found a new position it was revolutionary
(Y'know what I mean, yeah)

It all used to be imaginary
But now I'm living the dream, it's extraordinary
I love Elizabeth, I love Carla and Kelly
I love making them squirt juice like cranberry

I'm a raw legend, make your girl c*m in four seconds
In the bedroom I don't need any raw lessons
If you don't like my raw presence
Like modern warfare, you're gonna need more weapons

I big up the man, I'm big all over the van
When I carress'a the breast, I use a particular hand
I met one girl, she told me to suck on her tit for a grand (grand)
She wrapped her hair up in a band like she had something planned
(Wunsen)

I get girls at the flick of a hand
You lot get no girls, you might as well stick your di*k in the sand
They say that I'm out of hand, my lyrics are dirty, they should get banned
Addictive like drinking alcohol, addictive like smoking grams

I'm a dirty guy, but nobody understands
When I'm finished with my hoe I pass her to one of my mans
The last time I had sex it was with one of my fans
Now I'm staying focused, I just wanna follow my plans