In Your pus*y lyrics

[Intro: Afroman]
I got another one
What you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full!
Hey you like that sh*t?
When a hooker is young she uses vaseline
What she use when she gets old?
Polygrip!
Hahahahaha

[Hook]
Afroman
I'm in your pus*y
Bumpin' up against yer ass
With my left hand I'm rubbin' up on your titties
With my right I'm smokin' grass

[Hook]

[Verse 1: Afroman]
Afroman, Palmdale, Cali get high desert
Any dope valley
When I was a boy I couldn't find a girl
Now I got women all over the world
Like Naughty Nancy from North Carolina
Back 'n forth in her hot vagina
Is your pus*y sore?
She said kinda... She came!
People heard her screaming in China
Big Jug June down in Peru
Sucked me till my di*k shriveled up like a prune
10 minutes later my di*k's high point
June smoked it like a joint
Your daughter's f*cked
You caught her yelling
I gotta rotate
In Cape Carteret
Doing the dime, at the time
Drinking my jizz like Colt 45
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[Verse 2: Afroman]
Molly, Molly Blanchette
Licked my di*k like a Jolly Rancher
Drove her home from Warlington
Stuck it in her pus*y 'cause I ain't done
Country singers from Nashville
Shaking ass, smoking grass fo real
Jumped in the van with the Dixie Chicks
Checked into motherf*cking Motel 6
I flew Holly to Hollywood
Pulled out my wood and f*cked her good
Grandma Biggie from Ventura
Drunk ma jizz like Ensura
di*ksucker Sandy from San Diago
Won't let go my lego
So I gave her my lego
Then I let go my eggo!

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[Verse 3: Afroman]
I f*cked santa's wife in Santa Cruz
Took off her clothesk left on the shoes
Bent her over stuffed her stocking
Right before I came I started BAKAWING!
Suckdi*k Sandy sent Louis a Pispo
Where's my brand just like Nabisco
Suck my di*k all the way to Frisco
Came in her face, it looks like Crisko
Tried to f*ck a girl from Fresno
Baby said she was a lesbo
Unzipped ma pants, pulled out ma wood
Took her manhood
I kept on f*cking, she started c*mming
I be damned she is a woman
She took off her pants and put on a dress
Got AFROMAN tattooed on her breast
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[Verse 4: Afroman]
Rimjob Rena, Reno, Nevada
Took every inch of my enchilada
I don't gamble but I played her slot
Pulled her titties and hit the jackpot
Titanic tits from toothesun
Gave her two daughters and two sons
Betty from Boston, Massachusetts
Had a massive ass with two massive tits
I smoked some weed drunk some Bacardi
Gave her my Boston teabag party!
Connie Connie from Connecticut
Liked to jump into bed and give me head and sh*t
I gave Rachel Rachel from Missouri
A facial (facial) until her sight was blurry
I f*cked Veronica from Vermont
Her sister, her cousin, her mum, her aunt!

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