All The Gay Things (Parody of “All The Small Things” by blink-182) lyrics

[Verse 1: Jrob gtag]
All the gay things
Transgender, lesbians
I'll take one kid
Your ride, best di*k
Always, I know
You'll be switching teams
Watching, masturbating
Circ*mcising

[Pre-Chorus: Jrob gtag]
Suck it real low, I will not blow
Turn the lights off, f*ck the negro

[Chorus: Jrob gtag & J4gtag]
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na

[Verse 2: Jrob gtag]
Late f*ck, come home
Sex sucks, I know
She left me condoms by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
[Pre-Chorus: Jrob gtag]
Suck it real low, I will not blow
Turn the lights off, f*ck the negro

[Chorus: Jrob gtag & J4gtag]
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge: Jrob gtag & J4gtag]
Suck it real low, I will not blow
Turn the lights off, f*ck the negro

[Outro: Jrob gtag & J4gtag]
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
Say it ain't so, I will not go
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
Turn the lights off, carry me home
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
(Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
The night will go on, the night will go on, my littlе windmill