Waterboy lyrics

[Intro]
Remember that dude?
Remember that dude who looked like a raisin dressed up to go to a party?
Okay
Okay
Alright

[Verse 1]
Look at me, it's ten degrees
And I'm outside harvesting clams
Congratulations on your new job
You f*ckin' rat! This ain't what you want
Chicken water filled in your cup
Slept three days, now I'm up
Steal a bike, make a couple bucks
Called the dude, said, "Let's meet up"
Let's meet up

[Chorus]
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long

[Verse 2]
You get high on nostalgia
You should get checked for chlamydia
A big TV, small couch
Need more liquids in your mouth
All dried up like a f*ckin' prune
Or like a raisin dude
Remember that dude?
Remember that dude
All dressed up like, you know r-, like, uh
[Chorus]
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long

[Breakdown]
Okay
Alright
Okay

[Bridge]
You need money for a hamburger
Drink your beer room temperature
Nodding off on painkillers
Lost your girl, you're still textin’ her

[Outro]
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this, you won't live long