Da Real Thing lyrics

[Intro]
Oh sh*t
Let me get into pimp mode on ya n*ggas
You know I used to do this, ya know? Any night

[Verse 1]
I said, allow me to introduce myself my name is
Kool O'Malley, king a the Valley
Dame in a alley, swing a Denali
Threw nose on the b*tch
Be aimin' at Cali
Plane in to Maui
The skip limp, took on a b*tch trainin' at Bally's
Zing a lame hatin' I'm Ali
Gators ho
Kool is da' smoothest motherf*cka' that the game a know
Rainin' dough
So fine, finer ho, mama know
Daddy say leap, that b*tch'll jump to her death like Geronimo
Sara Connor kind a ho
Make it to my honor roll
sh*t it do a domino effect to a line a ho's
The swiftest talkin'
Get a speed ticket walkin'
Slow down at a b*tch that's crossin'
A n*gga gonna get his portion
A n*gga gone get his fortune
Dignified, bonafide, hat layin' on the side
Choose to commit ho-icide
G to the motherf*ckin' Rap my n*gga
[Hook]

[Verse 2]
I'm in my
Chick blow me in
Crown Victorian
Pretty in pink, baby mink, down slick Mauri's and
Rosé Pelle's same hotel the orgy's in
Heavyweight off a the scale like porgy fin
Business man, hundred and forty for some doggy limb
Don't play me, b*tch, go play an accordion
Headin' for the players ball I'm a slay em all
Best Mack, take it all, baby, they is small
G Rap bigger than life
Like my liquor with ice
We gone need pimp-Christ here to save us all
My stable in order
Make a b*tch stay to her quota
The kid get a bagel and water
Already made a killin' in Florida
But I think I'm a steak for the slaughter
Dry Sandy off and ballin'
That eye candy got the Miami Dolphins callin'
Don't hate on the player hate the game
Adjust the f*ck up and bow down to the king
Kiss the ring