Pancake Breakfast lyrics

[Verse]
Smoking any thing that I can fit in a pipe
Slamming bottles of tussing and going fishing for pike
Never uptight, my high won't permit it
My problem's life, but I don't sweat it, just live it
And I'm not your average rapper
Got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper
So b*tch, better watch your back
Because I push more power than a Marshall stack
Never the wack but oh so pesky
Some say I can't flow but motherf*cker, don't test me
And if you arrest me, you dumb cop
I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this c*ck
Kid Rock's my mother f*ckin' name
b*tch, you know me, so pass the O.E
And don't talk about takin' me out
Because I got your girl and I'm making her shout
Just like a piano, I'm really grand
And I got more riffs than Steely Dan
Some friends call me fly
But most just call me when they want to get high
It isn't the disco Cisco Kid, motherf*cker
It's the outlasting shotgun-blasting
di*k-swinging pus*y licking punk
Little skinny motherf*cker and I'm not no hunk
But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
And I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk
Walk with a limp because I pimp like a pro
And if you diss me, punk, I'll f*ck your ho
And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk
I'm like a hound dog chasing a chipmunk
I move quick like a cheetah
And it isn't sh*t to me to just beat a
M.C. down, who looks like a di*k?
Jumping around like a homo on a pogo stick
"Yo Rock, what's up? Stop being a j*rk"
And just "Give them an example of how a D.J. works"
Because it's blackjack and I got two aces
Been many places, seen many faces
And everywhere I go people want to jive
So I keep my fingers on my .45
So don't cross my dusty path
Or I'll put my foot up in crusty ass
Don't front, ho, pass the jay
Then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J
To the beat, y'all, and I won't stop
And I'm going to rock this sh*t 'til your eardrums pop
Everybody's trying to get a piece of the pie
But I don't let bullsh*t spoil my high