scammer freestyle 💸 lyrics

[Intro]
(m4rth)

[Verse: m4rth]
I just scammed a black kid, I think his name Lil' Bill (Oh yeah)
He said he playin' ROBLOX, but does he know Thrillville? (Does he?)
I just scammed a fat white kid, Bobby Hill (Fatass)
I just fell off a hill, Jack and Jill (Ow)
I just took off a pill, Juice WRLD (f*ck you)
I do the Thug Shaker, little twirl (Yeah)
Yo breath f*ckin' stinks, makes me hurl
Oh sh*t, whats in my pants? Oh, it's a squirrel (Candace)
I shot a fadeaway like I'm Kobe (Kobe)
Left hand layup, feelin' like Ginobili (Ginobili)
I scammed a fat guy, I think his name was Tony (Tony)
I was watchin' Holes, Madame Zeroni (Zeroni)
I was watchin' The Wire, Brother Mouzone (Mouzone)
Rainbow Dash, My Little Pony (Ponies)
Applе Jack, My Little Pony (Ponies)
But I was nevеr a brony (f*ck no)
I got a boner like I'm SEBii (SEBii)
I used to have braces, Ugly Betty (Betty)
She got the gyatt, the WAP like she Fetty (Fetty)
Bullets raining down like confetti (Confetti)
I was watchin' Ed, Edd n Eddy (Eddy)
I never miss a shot, I'm so wetty (Wetty)
I feel like SpongeBob 'cause I'm ready
[Chorus: m4rth]
She was on my di*k, pastrami (That's meaty)
Three bands, moving like a zombie (Ericdoa?)

[Interlude: ri4h & m4rth]
Yo Marth, you suck (Yo, yo, what?)
You smell like a fart (No way, you're actually a hater, what the f*ck?)
You're not a rapper, kid
You be suckin' di*k (No, no, why is it actually good?)
I'm rappin', I'm stackin', I'm makin' it happen
Riah on the beat, you b*tches is lackin' (No way)

[Verse 2: m4rth]
Spinnin' like a dreidel, Kosher (BLP)
Countin' up the checks like a nerd (Like a nerd)
Riah smells like a turd (Facts)
Peter Griffin, Bird Is The Word (Bird)
I feel like I'm the biggest bird

[Outro: DJ Khaled & ri4h]
Tell 'em to bring out the whole ocean!
Like, yeah, I literally sucked and slurped and gucked Jayson Tatum's toes