Everything Is Kinda “Meh” lyrics

T-Dog:
(Spoken) Girl. You Dead

Boy Inferno:
(Spoken) So dead

T-Dog:
(Spoken) And now you just arrived in the Netherworld
You're feeling confused, discombobulated
What's gonna happen? What's it like here?
Well let us tell ya-

J-Rock:
Girl, we're glad you made it
I gotta say life's overrated
Welcome to a place that screams, "Yeah, maybe this will do"

Snake:
Check your mortal baggage
Welcome to a land that's always average
So just relax and let us micromanage you

T-Dog:
Thеre are so many regulations
Thе netherworld is gonna test your patience
Is this heaven or hell?
All:
It's impossible to tell!

T-Dog:
'cause everything is 'meh'

Robot:
Yo everything is meh

T-Dog:
It's neither here
It's neither there

Robot:
It's neither here
It's neither there

T-Dog:
No there isn't any crime

T-Rock(?):
All buses run on time

Snake(?):
Every radio plays Cher
Robot:
Yo, it could be worse

T-Dog:
No one here is motivated

Boy Inferno:
No!

T-Dog:
It's like, we're heavily sedated

Robot:
It feels good

Boy Inferno:
And you know Everyday is the same situation

T-Dog:
What would I give for some variation

Malcolm:
Throw your hands in the air

Boy Inferno:
Nah
T-Dog:
Wave 'em around like you just don't care

Boy Inferno:
Ugh

T-Dog & Malcolm:
Tell if you're feeling good

Boy Inferno:
Not really

T-Dog & Malcolm:
Make some noise if yall can feel me

Boy Inferno:
Groan

T-Dog:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Robot:
Yo yo yo yo we are 'Boy Inferno'

Boy Inferno:
Inferno

Robot:
We are here to say welcome, This is-

T-Dog:
T-Dog

Snake:
Snake

J-Rock:
J-Rock

Robot:
Robot

Malcolm:
And Malcolm
T-Dog:
I'm the singer

J-Rock:
I'm the hottie

Robot: I'm the rapper on this track, yo

Malcolm:
I'm 36 so I stay up the back, yo

Robot:
The netherworld, your new home for now 'til eternity

Boy Inferno:
Where everything is meh

Robot:
Yo, except for our 'her-monies'

Boy Inferno:
(Trademark)

Robot:
We were on the top of our game
When the plane we were traveling on burst into flame

Boy Inferno:
It's ironic

Robot:
Considering our name ya live and learn, though

Boy Inferno:
Never should've called ourself Boy Inferno

Robot:
So settle in don't cha worry 'bout nothin'

Robot:
No-

Boy Inferno: Pleasure

Robot:
No-

Boy Inferno:
Pain

Robot:
All-

Boy Inferno:
Turkey

Robot:
No-

Boy Inferno:
No Stuffin'

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
Everything's lame in the Netherworld

T-Dog: Oh, its so lame

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
Pretty much permanent rain in the nether world

T-Dog:
Every gal and girl and every fella better grab an umbrella

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
Nobody can age

T-Dog: Nobody

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
Everyone's on minimum wage

T-Dog:
That's fair

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
Absolutely no one gets laid in the netherworld

T-Dog:
Nobody gets laid!

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
Nobody cares in the netherworld

T-Dog:
Nobody cares

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
You'll never get eaten by bears in the netherworld

T-Dog:
There ain't any bears 'round here

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
Each day's the same

T-Dog:
Yeah

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
We can't remember anyone's name

T-Dog:
Nobody's name

Boy Inferno & Ensemble:
And we wish that we never came to the netherworld

T-Dog:
Yeah

All:
Welcome