Full metal jacket insults lyrics

Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece

You're fat ass looks about like about 150 pounds of chew bubblegum
piles you know that

How tall are you private (Sir 5 foot nine sir) 5 foot nine and I didn’t know they stack sh*t that high

Hell, I like you you could come over to my house and f*ck my sister

Did your parents have any children and live (Sir yes sir) how about they regret that

Were you born a fat slimy piece of sh*t?

You slimy sc*mbag get on your face and give me 25