At The Drive Thru lyrics

P.Xain
There's only one reason why I gets dressed
And it's the same reason why I passed my Driving test
I never Learned nothing off a tv chef
And now I don't have to walk so I don't get out of breath
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall I'll never understand
Coz I just want a burger I can eat with my hands
And that Jamie Oliver he hasn't got a clue
I just want burger and Fries from the mother-f*cking drive thru

Chorus
Lets take a ride to the drive thru
Its not just the taste Its the value
Burger and Fries on the menu
You know that sh*ts gonna kill you

Eggs
More nutrition in sh*t but I dont care
Too fat to drive Ill use a mother-f*cking wheel chair
Like a posh restaurant but its in my car
I can't wait till some twat invents the drive thru Spar
The staff all lnow my name from all the visits what I make
Coz eating burgers is more lush than crisps or cake
Like an Icelandic fisherman clubbing a seal heading down Spytty just to get a f*cking Happy Meal

Mike Balls
Burger King, KFC, Mickey D's for lunch
f*ck cooking food I'm going for a munch
I love all the sauces, BBQ and Curry
Then I goes back round to get a McFlurry
Graham T Bear
Open up your box have a look at what you've got
Reformed meat made by a Robot
Eating Burgers in My Car till my belly gets swollen
Forty pounds of beef undigested in my colon

Chorus
Lets take a ride to the drive thru
Its not just the taste Its the value
Burger and Fries on the menu
You know that sh*ts gonna kill you

Big G
You can get a McFlurry er you can get large chips
Er a strawberry milkshake er Big Macer Chicken Burger
Zinger Tower meal.....Bucket

Eggs
Never need to do cooking coz its open everyday
I spark a fag for afters use the box as an ash tray
The chips are lush with all the dips and sauce
And if they put it in a bun I'd eat the di*k of a horse
Around five quid for a medium value deal
Lard in Bread is your main meal
It's worldwide from Risca to Hackney
Get your dinner cooked by a teenager with acne
P.Xain
Gordon Ramseys swearing like he's got tourettes
And Heston Blumenthals cooking with Gizz and Cigarettes
He's wasting his time he's a f*cking twat
All you need is some bread and sme saturated fat
Lips, aresholes, noses and ears
Bits of different cows that have been dead for years
I can't cook I won't cook I don't need to
I gets three meals a day down the mother-f*cking drive thru

Chorus
Lets take a ride to the drive thru
Its not just the taste Its the value
Burger and Fries on the menu
You know that sh*ts gonna kill you

Big G

I want a Whopper,Chicken Whopper, Bacon Cheese Whopper, Cheese Burger,normal burger, bacon double cheese burger xl, large that up nice one, I want a happy meal with a toy.....a uuuhhhhh a uuhhhhhh auuuuhhhhh a uhhhhh