Alfred in ‘’Rise of Alfred’’ lyrics
by Emily Youcis
We Love Alfred
We treasure him above all
We kiss his boo-boos when he's hurt and
Give him lollipops when he cries
He is better than us in that
He has frequent sexual encounters
And certainly he does not have lice
(Alfred joins) We won't leave thou Alfred at his birthday party (BIRTHDAY PARTY!}
{you son of a b*tch!}
Come back here with his (my) roller skates
We have strong desires to fondlе, Dear Alfred
We'll put Alfrеd above our lives, for all of eternity!
Love Him! {Love Me} (4x)
Alfred: Me (3x)
Dictator Alfred: ME!! (3x)
Him! (Dictator Alfred: ME!) (15x)