Thomas The Frank Engine lyrics

[Verse 1, Ramen King: Pink Guy]
I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape
When I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up out my face
If you give no effort, if you got no money, then I got a cheap method
Crack it open, throw it in a pan, and let it cook, b*tch
Now, that's a real education, f*ck books
If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors that be dropping mad knowledge on these pus*y ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood, anybody want a piece of me, will have to get this Ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed, then this sh*t'll get you higher (Heh)
35 cents a pack 3 for a dollar, unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talking about Ramen
This sh*t'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say "hi" to my homeboy
Top Ramen

[Verse 2: Filthy Frank]
Y'know when I was younger I used to want to be Thomas the Tank Engine
But that sh*t never happened
We all have dreams
It's Filthy Frank mother f*cker
It's Filthy Frank b*tch
It's Filthy Frank mother f*cker
It's Filthy Frank b*tch
[Verse 3, Big Mama: Pink Guy]
Yo, big mama selling narcotta
How much do it cost, b*tch?
None, zip, nada
Run from policia?
Ain't no drama
Fresh new Adidas for the new-born stamina
Flows so pretty I would turn around and f*ck it
Asian girl screams
That's the Bangkok Ruckus
Not a crack pipe but I crack pipe vocally
Pipe kids down with
The black cane locally
Got a thick layer of bullsh*t that covers me
Spying on your girl from a tree
Like Discovery-Channel
Bust through your
Girls Vag-canal
f*ck her in the ass
Less humps than a camel
Yo, riddle this fictitious
Little kiddo
That rinses dishes
Blow kisses to bad girls
They flinch itches
Mad sketchy like Craigslist ain't sh*t, ya'll finish short
Like a midget at the races
[Verse 4, Jungle Boy: Pink Guy]
Let me tell you about a thing or two
If you wanna finger dudes, ride a Subaru
Or do some gay sh*t like Ron f*cking Harry Potter with a broom
Anything regarding di*ks ain't my cup of tea cause I love the poon
(No?)
They call me Mr. Fantastic
Ass kicked rapper nasty blasting sticky mass in ass and other fat things
"Smoking blunts was a daily routine."
And that's a bad impression of biggie
[Biggie Smalls]
Since 13, a chubby n*gga on the scene
[Pink Guy]
But I don't mean any disrespect
[Biggie Smalls]
Motherf*cker, come on motherf*cker come on, come on motherf*cker come on

[Verse 5, Jungle Boy: Pink Guy]
I'm so f*cking slick that Slick Ricky would slit his wrist and insist
That I should be the slickest b*tch since the genesis
"Since the genesis?"
Yeah since the genesis
Cause I'm the bestestest at good grammar in these sentences
[Filthy Frank]
It's just a prank bro, it's just a prank