[Verse 1: Moon Man]
I don't know what you heard about me
But n*ggers won't get a dollar out of me
No welfare checks or money for their needs
Because I'm motherf*cking always tax free
I'll never pay the kikes what I owe
Moon Man is just an average Joe
Don't got Jewish money to blow
'Cause I'm a motherf*cking white average Joe
[Verse 2: Ben Garrison]
Don't know what you've heard about me
But when n*ggers see me they scream and flee
Don't believe in the BBC
'Cause I've got a massive motherf*cking white D
[Moon Man:]
That was kind of weak, Dad
Honestly
I think we should start making some White Power instrumentals rather than using recycled coon jungle beats
[Ben Garrison:]
Nonsense, son. Culturally appropriating n*gga music is one of the best ways to subvert modern societal tropes. If we're going to spread our message effectively, we need to use this n*gga music to do so. Memetic Warfare at its finest
[Moon Man:]
True. I suppose our venerated lord Kek smiles upon us. We continue the psychological operations against the kikes and their n*gga underlings with jungle beats. Then...