Funky Piano lyrics

[Intro]
Huh-huh, huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh
Are you ready?
Woo
Ladies and gentlemen
We have searched the whole world over for the great entertainers
And they are finally here tonight
They are world-renowned, they are critically acclaimed
It's (EPMD), and the almighty (DJ Scratch)
It's party time, everybody
Yo, what's up, P?
Yo, nothin', man, just coolin'
Kickin' back in the studio with DJ Scratch, my man Frank B
Reminiscin' about how we was tryna shop our demo and everybody was dissin', you know what I'm sayin'?
Yo, P, tell 'em what's up, man

[Chorus]
Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam
Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam
Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam
Hear my jam with the funky piano

[Verse 1: DJ Scratch]
Straight from Brooklyn, from out the projects
It's DJ Scratch, so girls, fix your Kotex
The ruler, not Slick Rick, but the ruler on the mix
With ten or more tricks
Take flicks, prick, but please don't miss this
Part, my DJ cut with his di*k
Yeah, slick, ain't it? See, your moms fainted
Technics 1200 and watch Scratch train it
I'ma step off and let Scratch collect dough
While you hear my jam with the funky piano
[Chorus]
Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam
Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam
Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam
Hear my jam with the funky piano

[Post-Chorus]
(Here with the movement of his hands)
Who is the best? (Me)
Stop lying (Go ask her mother)
Who is the best? (Me)
Stop lying (Go ask her mother)
Who is the best? (Me)
Stop lying (Go ask her mother)
Who is the best? (Me)
Stop lying (Go ask her mother)

[Verse 2: PMD]
A brief description, yeah, bust my DJ on the mix
No line switch, to transform, cuts with his lips
And feet, up and down is extra weak
He strictly crossfades club mixes every week
Won't break a sweat, the man's sharp on the blade
Real name George Spivey, sports a hightop fade
Brothers starin' shocked while the brother is rockin'
No arrows on the record or marks or needle poppin'
From table to table, sports a Gucci cable
EPMD's the group, Def Jam is the label
Now I'ma step off while Scratch collects his dough
And rock the funky scratch to the funky piano
[Chorus]
Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam
Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam
Hear my jam with the funky piano, hear my jam
Hear my jam with the funky piano

[Post-Chorus]
(Here with the movement of his hands)
Who is the best? (Me)
Stop lying (Go ask her mother)
Who is the best? (Me)
Stop lying (Go ask her mother)
Who is the best? (Me)
Stop lying (Go ask her mother)
Who is the best? (Me)
Stop lying (Go ask her mother)

[Outro]
Good, good God
Good God
Good God