Morning Brown lyrics

[Zach]
Oh, poor little Zachy
I just woke up and I'm still sleepy
Tired and grumpy like a baby

Wah-wah, boo-hoo-hoos
Can you give me something for my blues

[Broden]
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown

[Zach]
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?

[Broden]
Well, morning brown is great, you get it in a cup
Add cream and sugar then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with ice
In a day I'd say, only drink it thrice

[Zach]
Morning brown, I'm still not sure
Can you please explain it some more
[Broden]
It's coffee, you f*ck

[Zach]
Oh, right, yeah

[Broden+Zach]
Morning brown, morning brown

[Broden]
Zach, why do you need morning brown?

[Zach]
I'm a sleepy boy, try as I might
I didn't get much sleep last night
I need to drink this morning brown
'Cause last night I was doing a f*ck

I was f*cking all night long
I was f*cking with my ding-dong
I f*cked in a bed, I f*cked in a seat
I f*cked like a Labrador in heat

[Broden]
Woah, man, that's TMI
It's a coincidence, though, I'll tell you why
I, too, was f*cking all last night
I f*cked rеal hard 'til the morning light
I love to f*ck, it's my favorite thing to do
I f*ck all night likе a f*ck emu

[Mark]
Boys, stop lying, that's not true
Last night I was with you two
We were all a little hungy
So we got some food into our tummy
Steak filets so good it hurt
But we still had room for f*cks

We f*cked here and there but that's not all
We f*cked all night 'til the break of dawn
f*cking is my motherf*cking favorite thing to do
I prayed to Jesus then I f*cked him, too

[Zach]
I f*cked real fast like a f*ck jackhammer
I f*cked like a '90s Internet hacker

[Broden]
I f*cked real slow, it took all night long
I f*cked tenderly, with my big ding-dong
[Mark]
I didn't f*ck fast or slow last night
Like Goldilocks, I f*cked just right

[Broden]
I like to f*ck like this

[Mark]
That's cool I guess but I f*ck like this

[Zach]
Wowee, I f*ck like this

[Mark]
When I f*ck, I like to moan
I go me-may-moo-more

[Broden]
Well, when I f*ck, I like to say
Round 'em up, get on back

[Zach]
Well, when I f*ck, I like to sing "laaaaaaaaaaaaa"

[All]
Me, may moo more (round em up, get on back)
Me may moo more (round em up, get on back)

[All]
Morning brown, morning brown
Mmh yum, morning brown