An Advertisement lyrics

[Verse 1]
First time was a prophylactic until the sedative kicked in
I'll never have sex again, I think I’m just too stoned
Well, I believe I took a knee just to see if I was breathing
I'll never have sex again, I think I’m just too stoned

[Verse 2]
Slitting my wrist in breakfast clothes, I date the reckless hoes
I notify the Briggs and Myers when it’s technical
I speak in voodoo prose, electrocuted toes
A little shot of blatant pop and watch your skin glow

[Verse 3]
Marketing poses bleeds ads from our noses
The utopian retard is pick pocketing fags in a park
Armed with a spear and full keg of beer
Me and some homies go drunkenly harpoon some cops
Hey, yo, put that blow up in your skull, man
You’ll feel less alone with a white lady caressing your heart
Ride a pony in the snow, sniff that polar bears toe
Man you’ll feel like a million f*cking bucks