Trump Trailers lyrics

[Verse 1]
If Trump was born in the trailer park
He'd have a big ole dog
With a big ole bark and a little bite
And a single-wide
He'd be telling everybody it's a double
He'd have a Stormy Daniels shelter
In case them 'nados caused some trouble

[Verse 2]
If Trump was born in the trailer park
He'd drive his daddy's old Trans-Am
Say he earned it with hard work
But he'd have a Chevy up on blocks
Bragging about how he had a big engine
He'd wear Dale Earnhardt T-shirt
But hе'd pray to Tony Stewart

[Verse 3]
If Trump was born in the trailer park
Hе'd sell all his neighbors meth
And they p*ssed him off, he'd narc
And if anybody called him a wussy
He'd reach up and grab 'em by the neck
Tell 'em all to "hush," and write 'em a fat, bouncy check
[Verse 4]
If Trump was born in the trailer park
Hell, he'd run for supervisor
All because some silly remarks
He'd lose the vote, not give a damn
Run over the ballot with his dad's Trans-Am
If Trump was born in the trailer park