Tesla lyrics
by Adam Sandler
f*ck those cars. You should, I have one. I have an electric car. But at least I have the decency when I'm driving, to put my head out the window and go, "Here comes the Sandman."
"Sandman coming. Watch out."
How about those Tesla’s now driving themselves? Those Teslas, that's pretty cool. They can drive themselves. Holy sh*t, man.
I got in an accident with a Tesla and nobody was in there, and I didn't know who to exchange the information with, and I started screaming, "Hey, you f*cker. What the f*ck?"
And the Tesla’s, you know, f*cking windshield wipers are flappin' about. And I was like, "What the f*ck does that mean? You did it."
And its f*cking lights are going on and off. Like it's saying, "Okay. All right."
And, uh, then we go to court and I'm like, "I'm going to f*cking destroy this thing."
And then the Tesla shows up in a neck brace, and I say, "Oh, give me a f*cking break. What a liar. He's a f*cking liar."