One Of These Days lyrics

[Chorus]
One of these days
I'm gonna be happy
One of these days
I'm gonna p*ss all over myself laughing
One of these days
I'm gonna get the punchline
I said one of these days
I'm gonna be happy

Until that day I'm gonna
b*tch and moan and groan
And--hold the phone
I'm not done
Where's everybody goin?
What the f*ck?
This sh*t sucks
I'm bored
I'll take these two calls
To hell with me
To hell with you
To hell with... hell
I'm gonna be happy

[Chorus]
One of these days
I'm gonna be happy
One of these days
I'm gonna p*ss all over myself laughing
One of these days
I'm gonna get the punchline
I said one of these days
I'm gonna be happy
Happy, happy
Happy yeah
Happy, happy
Happy, happy yeah
p*ss all over myself
Laughing, happy
p*ss all over myself
Laughing, laughing
I'll be happy