Paris Original lyrics

[ROSEMARY]
I slipped out this afternoon
And bought some love insurance
A most exclusive dress from gay Paree
It's sleek and chic and magnifique
With sex beyond endurance
It's me, it's me, it's absolutely me
And why?
One guy

This irresistible
Paris original
I'm wearing tonight
I'm wearing tonight
'Specially for him

This irresistible
Paris original's
All paid for and mine
I must look divine
'Specially for him

Suddenly he will see me
And suddenly he'll go dreamy
And blame it all on
His own masculine whim
Never knowing that
This irresistible
Paris original
So temptingly tight
I'm wearing tonight
'Specially for him

For him, for him

This irresistible
Paris original
I'm wearing tonight

[ROSEMARY & WOMAN, spoken]
Ah!

[ROSEMARY]
She's wearing tonight!
And I could spit!

[WOMAN]
Some irresponsible
Dress manufacturer
Just didn't play fair

[ROSEMARY & WOMAN]
I'm one of a pair
And I could
[ROSEMARY & WOMAN, spoken]
Oh, no

[MISS KRUMHOLTZ]
This irresistible
Paris original
All slinky with sin

[MISS KRUMHOLTZ, spoken]
Ah!

[MISS KRUMHOLTZ]
Already slunk in
And I could die!

[ROSEMARY, WOMAN & MISS KRUMHOLTZ]
And I could kill her!
And I could

[SMITTY]
This irresistible
Paris original
Tres sexy, n'est-ce pas?
Goddammit! Voilà!

[ROSEMARY, WOMAN, MISS KRUMHOLTZ & SMITTY]
And I could spit!
[MISS JONES, spoken]
Hello, girls!

[WOMEN]
Thirty-nine bucks I hand out
For something to made me stand out
And suddenly I've gone into mimeograph!

[MISS JONES, spoken]
Some laugh!

[WOMEN]
This irresistible
Paris original
This mass-produced crime
I'm wearing tonight

[HEDY, spoken]
Hello, dears!

[WOMEN]
For the very last time!

[MEN, spoken]
What a dress!

[WOMEN, spoken]
Ugh!