Expiration Dating lyrics

[Verse 1]
Finally, I've had enough
Gave it a try and it sucked
'Cause it's already over before it begins
Always start out as lovers and end up as friends
First, I'm swipin' a picture to talk through a screen
Then he takes me to dinner to get in my sheets
Then a week passes by and there's no follow through
And he's droppin' the ball while I play by the rules

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm sick and I'm tired of wastin' my time
If everything has a shelf life

[Chorus]
I give up on love
They're tellin' me, tellin' mе
"You'll find someone
Give into thе fantasy
While you're still beautiful
Breedable and young"
Sour, spoiled and aging
Expiration dating

[Verse 2]
Now, she's old and alone with her shame (What is she doing?)
No children and no one to blame (But herself)
If I die alone, would it be all that bad
To live in a mansion with all of my cats?
[Pre-Chorus]
I'm sick and I'm tired of wastin' my time
Don't tell me that I have a shelf life

[Chorus]
I give up on love (Love)
They're tellin' me, tellin' me
"You'll find someone (One)
Give into the fantasy
While you're still beautiful
Breedable and young"
Sour, spoiled and aging
Expiration dating

[Bridge]
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
She's past her prime
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
She's lost her mind
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
Look at all her flaws
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
She's a hopeless cause

[Chorus]
Give up on love
They're tellin' me, tellin' me
"You'll find someone
Give into the fantasy
While you're still beautiful
Breedable and young"
Sour, spoiled and aging
Expiration dating
[Outro]
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
She's past her prime
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
She's lost her mind
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
Look at all her flaws
La-la-la, la-la-la, la
She's a hopeless cause