Bunch of Draclias (and They’re All Playing Flute) lyrics

[Chorus: Tom Cardy]
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
You're surrounded by vampires, and you don't know what to do
But it's worse than that because these Draclias, they know the flute

[Verse 1: Tom Cardy]
(Bring it)
Red eye, pointy ear
Sharp teeth, white skin
Can you hear the Nosferatu
f*ckin' up that woodwind

[Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy]
Bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke but then they got
Scary good (Ahh!)

They're f*ckin' good at the flute, uh (Ahh-ah!)
Thesе f*ckin' vampires know how to toot
I get the feeling thеy've been practicing

[Chorus: Tom Cardy]
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke but then they got good
So these motherf*ckin' Draclias, they play the f*ckin' flute, b*tch!
[Verse 2: Tom Cardy]
Und-dead motherf-f-f*ckers, comin' for ya
They're blood sucking b*tches with perfect Embouchure
Z-z-zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet to a Count with a piccolo

(Ahh!) They got a lot of free time (They got free time)
Because they sleep all day (Snoozing all day)
So they did a bunch of crime (Doing so much crime)
And then they learnt to play

[Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy]
(Play) It started off as a joke, how ridiculous for a vampire to blow!
But then they accidentally got way too good
They still eat people but now they also play the flute!

[Chorus: Tom Cardy]
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke but then they got good
So these motherf*ckin' Draclias, they play the f*ckin' flute, b*tch!

There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
Zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet to a Count with a piccolo
[Bridge: Mike Betz, Julia Robertson]
I don't know what to do
Suck, blow, rip a freaky f*ckin' jazz solo
Get that Type-O, like Bram told yo
It was a joke, just tryna be funny
But now I'm online, applying for the symphony
I got beat, dark lord Kenny-G (Kenny G)
I suck deep, just call me Eddy-C (Eddy C)
I'm not cheap, been a couple centuries
So when I blow the Silver-D, rewriting all mythology
I was a peasant in Romania (That's in Europe)
When I broke into a crypt
And then a bat flew down (What did the bat do?)
It started sucking my di*k!

[Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy, Mike Betz]
(Play) It started off as a joke (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a joke), how ridiculous for a vampire to blow! (How ridiculous to blow)
But then they accidentally got way too good (They accidentally got good)
They still eat people but now they also play the flute!

[Chorus: Tom Cardy]
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
They picked it up as a joke but then they got good
So these motherf*ckin' Draclias, they play the f*ckin' flute, b*tch!
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a bunch of f*ckin' Draclias and they're all playing flute
There's a—
Zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
Don't hold a silver bullet to a Count with a piccolo

[Outro: Mike Betz]
Undead, boy