BIG di*k RANDY 2 lyrics

[Intro]
Reporting live outside of the well known building, BangBros Capital
Where we have received multiple reports from all over the U.S
About sightings of a figure named "Big di*k Randy"
He is popping up in random areas, just stalking people
And putting up posters of asses being ripped off
He is also writing on random walls the words; "Randy is coming for that ass and candy, n*gga"
Everyone, please try to be safe on Halloween, although it looks like nowhere is safe

[Verse 1: DigBar]
Man it's 2023 and Big di*k Randy coming back
And on Halloween night he gon' be looking for a snack
If you see that n*gga comin', better run like you in track
He a big scary n*gga, man he 7 foot and black
He don't joke around he don't f*cking play
He gon' run off wit' yo butt and eat it up like a buffet
You'll be trick or treating hanging out, thinking it's okay
And then he'll run up on you, snatch yo butt, and run the other way
And there's n*ggas out here thinking it's a f*cking game
Since the day that Randy got me I ain't been the f*ckin' same
Snatch me up and made me disappear just like he David Blane
That n*gga ever get you this the only way to get away
Look him in the face, and start moanin' out his f*ckin' name
He gon' start shaking, break his grip and then you run away
He gon' keep that candy, you'll be lucky to take some away
[Verse 2: Big di*k Randy & DigBar]
Digbar shut the f*ck up I'm about to have some fun today (Big di*k Randy?)
DigBar capping hard, there ain't no escapin' me
He ain't get away he in my lap right now I'm taking cheeks
Halloween I'm on the US tour and I’ll be in yo city
Snatching off that butt and taking candy I’ma show no pity
(DigBar)

[Verse 3: DigBar]
What the f*ck? Big di*k Randy just broke in the goddamn studio!
He lifted me out the chair, with one hand grabbin' my bootyhole!
He hopped on the damn mic and said 2 lines and then he left a note
I'ma read that b*tch to y'all real quick this what he f*ckin' wrote:
"Dear all trick or treaters, I'm coming back for that ass
If I ain't get that butt last year, then this year it's getting smashed
I ain't pulling up in no granny costume that sh*t hard to run in
I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in"
What the f*ck? What that mean? Big di*k Randy coming back on Halloween
And ain't nobody safe, man, not even you and me
Randy finna strike again I'll tell y'all about it when I drop part 3 on Halloween