The Royal Family lyrics

[Intro]
You have been cordially invited
To pay allegiance to the king
And his cracked out family

[Verse 1]
Happily, I'll sing to the rooftops your majesty
Sing about the fact that you're a product of
A rapidly dying country, the news is loud
Obsessed with money when there's none to go around
Disparity, poverty, en masse
And you are but a symbol of class
We do have class, values, patience
The best f*cking thing in this sh*thole of a nation
We're facing a race against crisis, where do you stand?
We will help when it gets out of hand
It's already out of hand, have you seen it?
Seen what? Seen that?
Death by thousands, I mean that
Dying in starvation, have you f*cking seen that?
Course you haven't seen that
"No, we don't believe that"

[Verse 2]
When we're flying the Union Jack
Telling you we love you, and your family, and we've got your back
Spending our money, where will you stand?
All you're really gonna do is sit where the queen sat
[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
Which tax haven were you conceived in?
Bermuda
Father was on a retreat, writing dystopian fiction
About a socialist future
Dear, I say, I nearly thought it true, yes, quite
With the Jeremy Corbyn scare, and the odd protest or two
It's all rather overwhelming
What the flies might do
When they gather the like-minded
And they do gather a few
Funny little angry things, aren't they at times?
They ought to count themselves lucky we don't force them in line
That's a future I aspire to
A little more control, for safety of course
As safety is always an honest goal
We'll keep them scared, blame terrorists
Or the fear of God above
If we change the people, they won't change us

[Outro]
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I see an open road to escalate your life
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An open road to escalate your life
I see an open road to escalate your life
I said I see an open road to escalate your life
We see an open road to escalate your life