[Intro: Watkin Tudor Jones]
Thank you for all your - like - stupidness
You - you like
My fertilizer
[Verse 1: Watkin Tudor Jones]
I got you all listening
Carefully trying work out my
Fantasticly drastic tactics
As I bring it - slinging my slang
All deliciously vicious from inside this
Beautiful electromagnetic storm
Buckle up kids
I'm just getting warm
Authentic reaction
Cause I rap about stuff that actually happens
Instead of sucking sh*t out my thumb
Like most of these cats
All disorientated on the mic like "umm"
Not like the side of reality where situations
Keeps f*cking him up the bum
These indigenous MC's
No exactly what I mean
C'mon !
How long as it been
Just break out the vaseline
Make sure that ash is clean
And We can get busy
I don't even need to hear your rap
I can tell your crap by your stupid mannerisms
You're the type of b*tch
That I use to f*ck in prison
Wa-what ? Sorry
Was it like something I said?
It's all very easy
To f*ck-with-yo-head
And I promise I'd rather be
Saying something nice instead
Plus I really wanna
Terminate this topic
Cause I'm gettin' very tired of it
Im'ma say this one last time
Listen up all you little men
Because I actually don't feel like having
To speak about this stupid sh*t again
[Outro: Watkin Tudor Jones]
Stop talking in those funny American accents
You sound dumb