Why Do I Got b*tches lyrics

[Intro]
Woah, what the heck?
There's so many b*tches on my di*k, woah woah woah!

[Verse]
b*tches on my di*k
Why do they keep tryna f*ck me?
I'm ugly, I'm dusty
I'm ugly, I'm crusty
Haven't brushed my teeth, and I did not take a shower
Did not pay bills, so I do not have no power
Why do b*tches want to f*ck me? I really do not know
I sit around and dig inside my motherfreaking booty hole
Make a bunch of doody jokes
Make a bunch of annoying songs
But somehow I keepin' it up in a random b*tch's thong
If you're ugly like me, no sweat, you should sing along
Dirty ass kid, I was born from the f*ckin' smog
It's pipe, gotta go fast, man I feel like Sonic the Hedgehog
Crabs on my nuts, yes I feel like Mario's fire balls
How the f*ck do I got so many b*tches, n*gga?
I do not know