Pumpin’ 4 the Man lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps
Sometimes, you think you're gonna drop
In the end, you're filthy dirty, horny, and p*ssed off
And before you can leave, you gotta sweep the f*ckin' shop
It's a real, real b*tch to be workin' for the man
But, sh*t, I do it well, so what the f*ck?
I could probably wash dishes at some other f*ckin' dump
But it's all the same to me, bustin' ass to make a buck

[Chorus]
So read 'em up and stick 'em, pump that f*cker good
Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump
Get your fingers out your ass and pump some faggot's gas
And think about how bad New Hope sucks

[Verse 2]
Well, it's a p*ss poor life when the ladies fire you up
And then you check their oil and know you're f*cked
Cause no one wants some loser who works for five an hour
Smells like gas, looks like sh*t, works in the rain, and rude as hell
Well, I can fix a tire like a hurricane, Melinda
I know that I'm the best, for what it's worth
So if I choose to help ya, don't look like you expect it
Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth