Darnell Wet Fart With Lyrics lyrics

Squidward:
Ha Ha! Tonight We Rehearse For The Greatest Concert To Ever be held Crustacean, A symphony unmatched by even Neptune himself, And You’ve Got The Leading Role! Won’t you Join Me?!

Squidward:
You’ve witnessed their fall
Yet hope to stand tall!
Just know that you’ll topple from your last leading role!

We both see clearly, that you can’t hide!

Krabs:
Well, Mr.Squidward, you’ve reached your downfall!
You killed Sponge boy me bob
What’s given you the gall?

Squidward:
All hopes and dreams set aside
So Just Relinquish your Conscious life!

Subside, don’t be shy…

Krabs:
You’re clearly out of your own whits
So let’s just get down to business…

Squidward:
The taste of a crustacean is a rich and quite nuanced flavor
One that I will soon enough savor
You will soon join me and Plankton right here!
At our dinner table, not as a guest, but as a one course meal!
Krabs:
Whatever meal you that two are cooking, I know I will not invest
This endless bout of sufferin’ must end…
I’ll put ya in the dirt next to your hopes and dreams if you take one more step
GO AHEAD, AND BITE ME!
Squidward:
Take your last bows in the limelight!!

Squidward:
Big meaty claws that I will soon crack
Suck out the tomalley, and then feast
Slowly boil you, LET SCREAMS RING!!!

OH…
Krabs:
Get away, these claws ain’t just for feasts
Or finding mates
You’re long gone, you insufferable Invertebrate

Krabs:
Lost in your membrane

Squidward: YOU THINK I’M INSANE?!

Krabs:
As Long as I’m standing, I will still fight till the end…
Squidward:
But what do you have to gain from fighting and LEAVING THIS PLACE?!
(*Squidward Plays The Clarinet*)

Krabs:
As I call upon the strength of the deep blue sea
I hope that everyone can come together
With their hopes and dreams
To put a stop to your reign
You're no longer sane
This call to arms may be me’ last
Tut at least it may go far on to save them
Though, hope is low…

Squidward:
So it seems now you’ve a plan
But your fighting will be futile
AS LONG AS YOU CAN FLEE

BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE!!!


Krabs:
So it seems you have no plan
But your crimes are unforgivable as long as you’re alive…

Squidward:
Genocide for the meal of a lifetime…
But there’s no more need to cry
IT WAS NOT YOUR CHOICE, you know
It was mine tonight, Krabs!!!
Krabs:
This is the time
We’ll say our goodbyes, to the ones we don’t despise
But you’re the one we loathe
So, you don’t get that courtesy

Squidward:
Say your piece
Be at peace
And finally slowly decease
This world is now mine, to toy with
Unquenched hunger is what destroyed it!


Squidward:
This old Wet Fart of a Crab has introduced a new Hope
To the people of bikini bottom
Yet he’ll die
In the fire like his family and friends
Met ends
ALL TO BE BROKE DOWN BY TIDES

Krabs:
And even though you have torn me boy into shreds
I still hope, no I still know that one of us can make this end
You know soon we’ll be
Prancing happily
In a land out of these cursed seas…

Each breath relieves the horror
From each sea to shining shore we fight
Hoping one day this spread of madness
Won’t make us descend into the depths of
Davy Jones' locker and DIE

Squidward:
You say I’m the one that’s at fault, but you didn’t come help when he called, So after running him right off the road WE FEASTED, It was quite delicious like the Patties that he made!

Krabs:
SAY YOUR PIECE, AND SURCEASE, ME BOY WAS THE LAST MEAL, CAUSE YOU’RE BEAT. HIS LAST MOMENTS, FOUND LONELY KILLED OFF BY HIS OWN GOD DAMN BUDDY!

Krabs:
That’s not the man that I knew
The real Squidward saw through these lies!
You’re Long Gone, Through and Through…
Squidward:
I’m the same, but Mr. Plankton opened my mind!
Taste so divine, I soon changed UP my mind
Nd realized he was right

Krabs:
Now we stand stuck in time
Through a war face to face, no more games!
Eaters never win easily, so now, pay the fee
Squidward:
SEA KIND, BELONGS AS FOOD
AND NOTHING CAN STOP OUR MASTER PLAN!!!
AND WITH NEPTUNES POWER WE’LL