True Story (Skit) lyrics

True f*ckin' story
I swear on my mother's eyes
The greatest f*cking comeback ever
f*cking bottom of the night, right?
Three balls, two strikes, two out
Bases ???
I don't know, some f*ckin' kid
This f*ckin' kid comes up, I f*cking put my drink down
f*ckin' look up, the f*ckin' ball goes over the green monster
You hear what I'm tellin' you
I swear on my mother's eyes
True f*cking story