interlude I: Franticity lyrics
 by Zach Callison
		
		
[Girl 1 / Girl 2 / Girl 3]
(laughter)
Oh my god, you are not going to believe
Yes we will          what I heard about Juanita's ex
Juanita's ex, are you kidding me?
Oh my god, we hear something          I know, it's like
Like every two days          he just believes
What a douche          he's god's gift to women
Like, I swear          Like, he looks like a douche bag
His hair, his shoes          Like, what a f*cking as*h*le
And those dirty ass Nikes          and I think he's from, like, Florida
And you know she deserves so much more
At least someone who doesn't
Buy his followers          Like, he doesn't even know what a woman likes
Like, what the f*ck?  Wait wait wait
I heard he got fired from that cartoon he does
What?          No
I heard he cheated on his new girlfriend          Ugh
Again
I heard he does coke now and, like, screams a lot
Really?
[Zach]
(screams)
(laughter)
[Zach]
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Over and over and over and over and over and over
(screaming)
(sniffs)
Ahhhh...