Horror Clowns are di*kheads lyrics
by Half Man Half Biscuit
Horror clowns are di*kheads, you know it's true
And if you have a phobia of them, you're a di*khead too
Chainsaw wielding evil freaks who chase you through the station
Or just some boring no accounts with no imagination
Horror clowns are di*kheads, you know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them, you're a di*khead too
Mother Mary meek and mild got lost at Farmageddon
Toe to toe with Pennywise she's kicked his fuzzy head in
Singing:
Horror clowns are di*kheads, you know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them, you're a di*khead too
Don't go worrying and don't be wary
They have never been remotеly scary
Hardly am I James, hardly Edgar Allen Poe
Gеt a decent mob together, they don't wanna know
Oh, horror clowns are di*kheads, you know it's true
And if you have a phobia of them, you're a di*khead too
Yeah you're a di*khead too
Yeah you'rrrrrrrrre