Hi Mom, It’s Me! lyrics

(Phone rings)

(Spoken)
MOM: Hello?
JOE: Uh, hi Mom, it's me
BOTH: AHHHHH!!!

I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
Because every night I come home drunk
Hi Mom, it's me, the f*cking little sh*t
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

[Lead]

I know you think my band's just a waste of time
Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi Mom, it's me, the f*cking little sh*t
The ugly ugly monkey who used to suck your tit

(Spoken)
You got five bucks I can borrow?