Please Touch My Pizza (don’t touch my pizza YTP) lyrics
by zombycare
Touch my pizza
Touch my jelly
I don’t like pizza cuz it is really smelly
You touch my granny
You’re gonna have to fight my granny
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Is it your birthday?
Just a reminder:
I don’t care!
I don’t like you cuz you’re really smelly
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I’m stuck in my freezer turning into pizza
I don’t know where I'm going but I-💥
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You touch my fortnite, you’re gonna have to die
Start writing your farebyes and saying your goodwells
Is it 4am?
Think I forgot it
Since I don’t care, let’s go to Hot Topic!
I’m sorry granny for making you die
…
JK, I don’t care!
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I’m stuck in my freezer turning into my freezer
Turning into my freezer
Don’t be yourself man
It won’t be alright
I’m ending you now
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Don’t touch my pizza, don’t touch my jelly
Don’t touch my blue cheese, don’t touch my birthday
Don’t touch my hot topic, don’t touch my granny
Don’t touch my stairs, don’t touch my freezer
Don’t touch my klondike bar, don’t touch my composure
Don’t touch my hand, don’t touch my song
Or you’ll regrеt it, you really will
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I’m ending this YTP now
I hope you havе a good night