Jockpunk lyrics
by Screeching Weasel
[SPOKEN INTRO]
BIFF: Hey Coach, you got my tickets for the Suicidal Tendencies show at Medusa's tonight?
COACH: Yeah, Biff. Do you remember the game plan?
BIFF: Sure! Me and the guys will use the T formation to take out as many punks as possible
COACH: That's right! Don't forget the quarter barrel. And remember, kick some ass!
[SONG BEGINS]
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
You don't know you look totally lame
You're a jockpunk, man, it's a f*ckin' shame
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
You're starting fights with people weaker than you
Come over here and I'll pound on you
Gonna whip you
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
You have a fit if the music's too slow
Your momma's calling, so you better go
Gonna whip you
Whip you with a towel
Whip you with a towel
Whip you with a towel
Whip you with a towel