Rich man (demo) lyrics

[Verse 1]
I woke up this morning
The richest man alive
I poured me some black coffee
And I kissed my lovely wife
I walked out of the door
Yelling I would be home soon
And darling don't you worry
I'll be poor again by noon

[Verse 2]
First I bought some breakfast
For a woman on the street
And I told her to buy breakfast
For each person that she sees
Went to the supermarket
And bought every grocery
Then I bought the store itself
And made each item in it free

[Verse 3]
I went to the doctors
Then asked to foot thе bill
The receipt had lots of zеroes
But it wasn't a big deal
Cause then I bought the hospital
When the doctors asked me why
I told them no one on this planet
Should pay to stay alive
[Verse 4]
Then I bought the banks
And gave dollars out like candy
Cause lord knows when a dollar bill
Could really come in handy
You might need something to write on
Or something dry to burn
But a dollar isn't something
We should all be forced to earn

[Verse 5]
I'd buy my wife some flowers
From the local corner store
Pay each customer's tuition
Before I walked out the door
Then I'd write a check to buy
Each university
And give out cats at graduation
In lieu of a degree

[Verse 6]
I'd walk through the door
With flowers in my hand
And my wife would ask me how it felt
To be a wealthy man
It didn't last me long I'd say
And it's not even noon
But I spent my last few dollars
Buying the two of us the moon