Viagra Falls lyrics

[Intro]
Hi, how are ya?
J-J-J-J-Jake Hole
I love you, Mr. Hole!

[Verse]
I pull up to the function wearing a jock strap
Got two fellas beside me ready to c*ck slap
They be callin' me sus, tell ’em to knock that
Off, me and my bros just tryna pop backs
It's a couple of guys lookin' for meat dinner
They think a chopper is flying, it’s just a meat spinner
I said I'm straight, but I'm lyin', just saw his meat picture
Put my dong on the screen to see who's meat's bigger
Mmmmm
It's a toss up
My tongue ready, a salad 'bout to get tossed up
Had to lock in, bro, I had to boss up
Suit with a tie, now which guy can I go knock up?
My pull out game weak, I can’t parallel park
Alexa, "Sex playlist", like Jarvis to Stark
Come finish to start, fart hard til’ I shart
We be butt naked doin' martial arts, ay