Dramatic Endings lyrics

[Verse 1]
I just read a story about a scary clown
That was haunting a little Maine town
It was great, but was so sad at the end
I just listened to a song about two friends
Once I got to the outro, I turned it off
Why does everyone have to be so soft?

[Chorus]
Why do all sad stories end the same?
Why do they end with night and not day?
No one’s original anymore, there’s no defending
The stories that always have dramatic endings

[Verse 2]
I just read a story about two poor men
It was great, but was so sad at the end
It ended with one being shot by the other
They cared about each other like they were brothers
It was too sad, I can’t read anything anymore
They make me want to lie on the floor
And cry until the bleeding stops


[Chorus]
Why do all sad stories end the same?
Why do they end with night and not day?
No one’s original anymore, there’s no defending
The stories that always have dramatic endings
[Bridge]
Oh, why do they all have to end
With a dying parent or friend?
Oh, why do they all have to start
With a relationship falling apart

[Chorus]
Why do all sad stories end the same?
Why do they end with night and not day?
No one’s original anymore, there’s no defending
The stories that always have dramatic endings