Quantum Leaper of Los Angeles County lyrics

[Intro: Zach Hill]
Are you that quantum leaper of Los Angeles County?
I used to be, I used to be
Are you that time traveler from Los Angeles County?
I used to be, I think I was

[Verse 1: Dan Elkan]
Miniature big, who is that Confederate kid with the slow thoughts, slow hand
Stranger to the no means no land, first to call security on itself
Neo-nine lives
Dogs barking from out of its eyes
Me, I need a price check on shut the f*ck up to give shut the f*ck down

[Verse 2: Zach Hill]
I'm gonna stop wearing sunglasses at night to feel the f*cking light of all shades
Are you that time traveler of Los Angeles County?
The one that had that baby that was fluent in Spanish?
I used to be, I used to be
Converse with this utensil that is loitering next to me
Will you cut your hair for the job?
Yes Mother, yes
Will you cut your hair for the job?
Yes Mother, yes!

[Pre-Chorus: Zach Hill]
No vision
King, can we trust these childlike mannerisms?
No vision
All-time high cult status with much success and brain damage
[Chorus: Dan Elkan]
Hold that thought, hold that thought
And wake up to its face
Hold that thought, hold that thought
And never wake up

[Verse 3: Zach Hill]
Obscured by an abundance of distorted guitars
Yankee kid pondered in the pyramids
Slow spending, slow brat
No stranger to the never, never, neverlanded
Your gods will let you see you when you're goner
Your gods will let you see you when you're goner
I need a paycheck from shut the f*ck up to give to shut the f*ck up
I need a paycheck from shut the f*ck up to give to shut the f*ck up
Neo-Confederate learning how to walk
Is he gonna cut his hair for the job?

[Pre-Chorus: Zach Hill]
No vision
King, can we trust these childlike mannerisms?
No vision
All-time high cult status with much success and brain damage

[Chorus: Dan Elkan]
Hold that thought, hold that thought
And wake up to its face
Hold that thought, hold that thought
And never wake up
[Verse 4: Zach Hill]
I'm gonna stop wearing sunglasses at night to feel the f*cking light of that shade
Are you that quantum leaper of Los Angeles County?
The one that had that infant that was fluent in Spanish?
I used to be, I think I am
Converse with this utensil that thinks she's a man
Dogs are barking out of her eyes
Dogs are barking out of her eyes
Dogs are barking out of—

[Verse 5: Zach Hill]
Obscured by an abundance of distorted guitars
Confederate kid pondered in the pyramids
Slow spending, slow brat
No stranger to the neverlanded
Your gods will let you see you when you're goner
Your gods will let you see you when you're goner
Your gods will let you see you—

[Bridge: Dan Elkan]
When you're goner, forthcoming
Neo-yankee becoming out of the closet
Me I need a paycheck from shut the f*ck up to give shut the f*ck down
Me I need a price check on shut the f*ck up to give shut the f*ck down

[Outro: Zach Hill, Dan Elkan]
Are you that quantum leaper of Los Angeles County?
(Take off your sunglasses at night)
The one that had that baby that was fluent in Spanish?
(And see a light of that free shade)
I used to be, I used to be
(Take off your sunglasses at night)
Converse with this utensil that is loitering next to me
(And see a light of that free shade)
Will you cut your hair for the job?
(Take off your sunglasses at night)
Yes Mother, yes
(And see a light of that free shade)
Will you cut your hair for the job?
(Take off your sunglasses at night)
Yes Mother, yes
(And see a light of that free shade)
Are you that quantum leaper of Los Angeles County?
(Take off your sunglasses at night)
The one that had that baby that was fluent in Spanish?
(And see a light of that free shade)
I used to be, I used to be
(Take off your sunglasses at night)
Converse with this utensil that is loitering next to me
(And see a light of that free shade)
Will you cut your hair for the job?
(Take off your sunglasses at night)
Yes Mother, yes
(And see a light of that free shade)
Will you cut your hair for the job?
(Take off your sunglasses at night)
Yes Mother, yes
(And see a light of that free shade
Take off your sunglasses at night)