Oriental Lothario lyrics
by Momus
In Singapore they call me c*nt Casanova
In New Taipei the laughingstock Lothario
Of Long Dong Bay
Glad to come, good to go
Oriental Lothario, that's me
And in Beijing I could have been delightful di*k
But everything was poisoned by
My spiteful prick
Glad to come, good to go
Oriental Lothario, that's me
Hypersexual satyriasis
These are words that don't exist
Anywhere I turn on
They call me Hong Kong Don Juan
Glad to come, good to go
Oriental Lothario, that's me
Everywhere I turn on
They call me Hong Kong Don Juan, that's me
Glad to come, good to go
Oriental Lothario, that's me